One Does Not Simply "_________" Into Mordor

[The Black Cat]

This game got pretty popular on another forum I'm on, so I thought I'd try it out here.
All you do in this game is fill in the blank like this:

One does not simply backflip into Mordor.
One does not simply fly into Mordor.

So I'll start.

One does not simply cartwheel into Mordor.

[TeaCat]

One does not simply breakdance into Mordor.

[beemo]

One does not simply shimmy into Mordor.
♥

[nimori]

One does not simply flop into Mordor

[The Black Cat]

One does not simply catwalk into Mordor.

[KHR0ME]

One does not simply butt-scoot into Mordor.

[The Black Cat]

One does not simply catch the bus into Mordor.

[Shiba_Inu_Love]

One does not simply twerk like Miley Cyrus into Mordor.
(love this thread! o:)

[lysistraticmuse]

One does not simply do the serious dance into Mordor.

[The Black Cat]

(Completely not my idea though. I got it off another forum.)
One does not simply fall out of a tree into Mordor.