Mommy can I? V.2

[fluffy tea]

yes but don't trample my tulips! AND you must play with the at daily with the laser and no that doesn't mean killing it!

mommy can i ride on a lion at the zoo!

[intergalacticat]

sure, but stay away from it's mouth and claws.

hey mum, can i skip math classes for the rest of my school years?

[fluffy tea]

only if you wear glasses to look smart

mommy can i fly?

[bunny boy]

moo

(i just got fickin ninjaed)


NO CHILD BEVAUSE ITS NOT POSSIBLE THINK LOGICALLY

MOTHER I HAVE A CONFESSION

IM SORRY I KILLED MY PET ROCK

but i get a plant?

[intergalacticat]

sure, but be sure to water it and keep it in the sun.

mum can i eat markiplier's hair?

[macabrex]

sure dear! i ain't taking you to the hospital though if it causes stomach problems.

mommy can i please go through an anime portal and never return?

[xSinged]

Only if he wears a flower crown

Mommy can i be apart of overwatch?

[puzzles.]

Yes, of you tell everyone about me

Mommy can i give birth to a purse?

[carpe noctem.]

just as long as you name it after your uncle.

mommy can i have all the dogs in the world?

[bunny boy]

OML YES CHILD


Mother
Can i eat all the kidney stones you passed?