Mommy can I? V.2

My gallery · by **cawaii** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:19 pm

No, you will get too hyper.

MOMMY CAN I EAT 5000000 DUCKS?

My gallery · by **SonOfStarGod** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:21 pm

yes it will help you DUCK flying objects XD kill me now

mommy can i rob my neghbors house

My gallery · by **silverapplesauce** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:23 pm

Sure, just as long as you get my lawnmower back

Mummy can I put my socks on my feet just so my soul doesn't fall through my toes?

last.fm · by **Getchoo** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:29 pm

yes, honey, as long as you walk through the door so you don't fall through the floor!

mommy, can i use your credit card to buy hourglasses?

My gallery · by **silverapplesauce** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:40 pm

Sure, and while your at it spend the rest of my money as well

Mummy can I drink the water on Mars and get infected?

My gallery · by **rateiers** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:00 am

Go ahead, I never loved you anyway.
( XDDD )
Mommy, Can I smash your phone?

My gallery · by **friends dønt lie.** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:03 am

Sure! I never wanted you born anyway!

Mummy, can I go lick the melted candle because it smells like apples?

My gallery · by **rateiers** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:05 am

Do whatever you like, just know that you'll probably burn your tongue.

Mommy, can I become a gerenuk?

My gallery · by **Artistic Redhead** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:28 pm

I don't know what that is but sure! Why not? Just stay safe.

Mother may I go with the Doctor and travle throughout time and space?

My gallery · by **Talmorne** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:29 pm

No its too dangerous, you can't trust strangers ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Mommy can I go to paris?