Mommy can I? V.2

My gallery · by **Kreiss** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:58 pm

Sure, But if you do your gonna kill everyone including me & you
Mommy can i slap you?

My gallery · by **notwearingsocks** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:59 pm

maybe it will knock me out of my meme-filled haze. go ahead, sweaty :^)

mommy, can i buy a helicopter?

My gallery · by **summer's breeze** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:22 am

only if you can let me fly it sometimes, sweetie

mommy, can i join a famous band?

My gallery · by **NightBatWolf** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:23 am

Only if you scream until they let you join

MOMMY CAn i ride a dragon?

My gallery · by **ailurophile.** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:23 am

yes honey, be safe.
momma can i write a book?

My gallery · by **web_cat** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:35 am

well, so long as you don't write anything not suitable for your age! wait..

mommy, can i get a pet crocodile?

My gallery · by **♡ Nikki ♡** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:37 am

As long as it bites you and you don't scream. Yes. 😄

Mommy can I have a baby brother?

My gallery · by **mionnie.love** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:45 am

Well don't ask me! Ask your father!

Mommy can I eat lots of candy?

My gallery · by **beeguts** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:52 am

No, it's mine! You can only have one piece!

Mommy, can I go swim in the sea with all the sharks and dangerous creatures?

My gallery · by **LupusUncia** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:49 am

Sure, but he might throw a bible.

Mommy, can I burn the forest?