Mommy can I? V.2

[little sunshine]

no child, this is my time you're taking up so you will stay until I dismiss you...
okay, you're dismissed! bring back some firewood why don't you?

mamma, can I jump off of a bridge to see if I can fly?

[beeguts]

Yes. You probably can fly.

Mommy, can I take some candy from a shapeshifting kitsune?

[humanitieslasthope.]

no, you can only take sweets from none shapeshifting kitsune's

mommy, can i have an anime body pillow?

[~Liren~]

only if you get mommy one too

mommy, can i tell dad that i have an anime boyfriend?

[LupusUncia]

Yeah, you can have them all.

Mommy, can I go to a rodeo?

[silverapplesauce]

Of course! Just as long I get to watch you get absolutely destroyed by the bulls.

Mummy can I get suspended from school?

[Jipotley]

Yes sweetie you can.

Mommy can I become a flying distraction

[mionnie.love]

Of course! Just head straight for that plane.

Mommy can I eat that flower?

[octotron]

Only if it's poisonous.
Mommy, can we have a dog?

[somnus.]

no, get a pet rock instead
ma can i destroy this earth