Mommy can I? V.2

[lohikeitto]

... *sixteen minutes of evil laughter*

Mommy, can I become a pigeon?

[epilogue]

yes fly free my child


mommy can I run off with the Doctor?

[killer romance.]

Yeah, I always knew he's pick you.

Mummy can i be a super model?

[epilogue]

I knew my little child would grow up to be a sexy person ;u;

Mommy can I marry Benedict Cumberbatch

[autobot.]

Whomever he is, you can't!

Mommy.....

ITS RAINING TACOS
FROM OUT OF THE SKY
TACOS
NO NWED TO ASK WHY
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
ITS RAINING TACOS
(:

[Organ]

No taco's for you


Momy I don't want to eat a cat for dinner

[trees |-/]

then dont... gosh child

mum, can i have a tumblr account?

[autobot.]

Nope! **hides iPad and laptops** just, no!

Mommy...
Can I have a kitten?

[trees |-/]

of course not, you aren't ready for one

mum, can i have your eyebrow?

[TympanicVibes]

Sure, as long as you can help me grow it back!

Mommy, can I destroy a current universe to create space for my own galactic empire?