Mommy can I? V.2

[hanginwithmj]

Yes, you may, honey ^_^

Mommy, can I continue the satanic ritual tonight?

[Litost]

*scoots away* You're not my kid anymore. *runs*

Mommy can I throw a pig in the air to see if it can fly?

[hanginwithmj]

No, sweetie. That would kill it.

Can I touch the sun, Mommy?

[fall out boy,]

Sorry Hunny, it's just like the stove I told you about. It would burn you and kept me too!
Mommy, can I summon Nyan Cat to give me unlimited poptarts?

[duckymomo412]

No, last time you tried that you hurt yourself!

Mommy can I go rob the bank so I can go to the store and get skittles so I can eat unlimited skittles?

[Filly Forgotten]

sure just don't get caught and give me some

mommy can I jump off a cliff an into a lake ?

[lekawaiio]

Yes, make sure to bring a heavy anvil so it gets done quicker!

Mommy can I die?

[ryeeee]

Yes, be home for dinner!

Mommy, can I throw myself into the void so I can be with my friend the crazy skeleton monster who does not really exist?

[epilogue]

sure........

Mommy can I kill daddy?

[hanginwithmj]

Uh, yes?

Hey, Mom, can I go to that big mountain over there? I wanna save the monsters!