Mommy can I? V.2

[scarecrowz]

I ain't a butler, order them yo self

Mommy can I read the glitter girl gals? My friend wrote it!

[autobot.]

Yaw. Just tell me if there's anything bad in it!
Mommy? Can I go back in time, to go to the dinosaurs?

[scarecrowz]

Sure! Go back to before I became an angel too!

Mommy can I go watch 20 episodes of Elmo's world on reply for 6 hours?

[autobot.]

Yup. Don't forget the popcorn!!!

Mommy, can I jump around the house in my underpants?

[scarecrowz]

Of course sweetheart! Just knock me on the head with a frying pan so I don't see

Mommy can I tell my teacher "I got my axe and I got my macs and I love my wife with the face"!

[autobot.]

No. Just.. No...
Mommy, can I stay home from school FOREVER?

[scarecrowz]

Of course! No math also!

Mommy can I "put you out of your misury" with a mace?

[VeryRareVibes]

No Dear Or Ill Shave Your Head Bald.

Mommy Can I Watch My Dog Poo Allday?

[autobot.]

Www. No
NMommy? Can I fan girl over this guy?

[scarecrowz]

No honey that's stalking

Mommy can I fly over your head?