by Cub3Filmer » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:33 am
Banned for licking ice cream without a permit
I scream, the blood surging out of my body, the adrenaline storming through my veins, trying to calm me down.
¨I’m gonna cut you, limb by limb, and you’re gonna bleed out, slowly but surely, and I know that-¨
¨Shut up, dad, I’m trying to slide down the slide!¨
¨But, I cut your middle finger off! What the he-¨
¨Oh yeah, I forgot.¨
¨Well, timmy, I’m tired now, so I’ll just fall asleep right here-¨
Just then, I flew away into a fairy princess kingdom, surrounded by gumdrops and laptops. Hey, that rhymes!
¨Oh hi! Would you like to try Mama’s new hot and spicy bagels?¨
¨Not right now, Butterface. I’m trying to turn into a starfish.¨
I lie on the ground, and I spread all of my fingers out.
I am a virus. The human kidney is very pretty. After all, I am an expert in giant sacks that keep people alive. The kidney is a cutie, though. I walk up to it confidently.
¨Hey, cutie. Want me to invade your white blood cells, and turn them into me?¨
¨Quiet!¨ said the Kidney, ¨I’m trying to eat my cocoa puffs (bunny pellets). WHAT THE MOM? WZZATT
JENKINZ ISNT MY LAST NAME
SON YOU ARE A STUPID WAFFLE WAFER I LOVE YOU SON CANDLES PIE PINK BOYS WHO CRY
I’m back to my old self. But wait, I’m a starfish. Swim, swim little boys, swim like you need to to live! MEOW CATS< ATTACK! MEOW MEOW
All of a sudden I’m in an office. I look into a security camera to see some creepy, but cute, bear with a toy-ish bunny. I’m gonna go talk to her. I’m not desperate, I just like robots! GOSH!!