corrupt a wish v.2

[Siberia,]

Granted, but they're a little obsessed with you

I wish I had another kitten

[sweathie]

granted, but they want to murder you... wait, that's just a normal cat

i wish that it would rain tomorrow :)

[Cheyezzz]

granted! but it will rain cats and dogs, literally

i wish i had a pet velociraptor

[riddlerosehearts]

granted, but it eats you.

i wish i had every rat on cs

[sweathie]

granted, but it's literally every single one. the cs economy is ruined. all other rat collectors are out for your head.

i wish i had more sticky notes

[CaptainAltenor]

Granted. Your neighbourhood is now flooded in Post-its. Good luck explaining that one to the mayor.

I wish I could get some extra money.

[Funkyfandom]

granted but itz now worthlezz

i wizh my comfort char would be real

[Foxes81_of_Anime]

Granted, but they're e x t r e m e l y cautious towards you and won't interact with you.

I wish I had the power to make all my comfort chars real!!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but they can't talk

I wish I never lost my leg in the service

[trilli]

Granted, but you have to trade your arm.

I wish I could instantly learn how to speak any language.