corrupt a wish v.2

[Zixb0ki11j0i]

granted, but it smells terrible!

I wish i could control lightning!

[Kouriander]

Granted, but you can only control it at certain times.

I wish I could be a cat!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, you're a cat that can't see or hear

I wish for an unlimited cold supply of my favorite beer

[LaffyTaff!]

The beer gets boring after a while, but you cant get rid of it.

I wish i could avoid my problems forever.

[viles]

• hmm alright but you now have to deal with the problems of every other person simultaneously :eyes:
  
  i wish that i could be a professional baker.

[♡cat2♡]

granted but everyone wants to order from you and now you have no time to rest

i wish that the person below me doesn't get its wish corrupted

EDIT haha, jokes on you lol

[gravy]

They don’t get their wish corrupted, they get their life corrupted

I wish for a backyard full of real, friendly, pink flamingos

[emiistar]

granted but they're TOO friendly and end up breaking into your house

i wish i had a pumpkin cookie rn

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, you have an award-winning pumpkin that you call Cookie for some reason

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Hard Mountain Dew Black Cherry flavor

[gravy]

Granted but they are all shaken and expired

I wish I had a pet flamingo