corrupt a wish v.2

[vixski]

you no longer get ads on youtube
but every video you watch has a rick roll in it
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i wish i had photographic memory

[Depressing]

you now have photographic memory but you can only capture one frame every 24 hours
i wish i could crochet

[CandyFox]

your wish is granted, but you become unable to learn any other new skills.

i wish i could understand and be able to write all languages and runes.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but the government wants you as a translator to decrypt plans for WWIII

I wish I could be a superhero based off my OC Knightshade

[nuwanda]

granted, but at least 100 people stop you in public for a picture every single time you leave your house!
i wish i could pay off my student loans </3

[ob0321drxzx]

Granted! But you have to go back to school for the same amount of time in order for them to be paid.

I wish my dog could be cool with cats!

[emiistar]

your dog starts getting along so well with cats that he moves out to go live with some!

i wish i didn't have homework due at midnight

[aristorant]

granted, but you now have them due during lunchtimes and you have to skip those lunches.

i wish my favourite ship would become canon </33

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but everyone other than you hates it so much that it gets written out

I wish I could code properly enough to make a nice-looking RP

[KyoKoyo]

❥Granted! But you often create spelling errors

❥I wish I could cook tasy food!!