corrupt a wish v.2

[Geckos_N_Tea]

granted, but what’s the point? ash is always gonna defeat you no matter what. and you can never end up getting pickachu anyways.

i wish i was with my friends rn

[cecro]

They all betrayed you.

I wish I had a croissant.

[•a rose by any name•]

It's made of bees.

I wish I could take a nap right now.

[ObscuredThicket]

The couch you took a nap on had crumbs all over it

I wish I could hold a quail

[Geckos_N_Tea]

it bit you then crapped on you


i wish i could get some boba

[cecro]

It was poisoned.

I wish I could pet my cat.

[NurseMikan]

Granted, but every time you pet your cat they turn to give you a Debbie ryan smirk.


I wish I could fly :3

[FunFace]

Granted but now you have an irrational fear of heights

I wish I could talk to animals

[unbread_]

granted, but now you can only talk to animals not other people


I wish I had a nicer voice

[cecro]

You become very full of yourself because of it.

I wish my cat wouldn't bite my hand