corrupt a wish v.2

[van]

granted, but you can't sing and now your animal companion is laughing at you and you can't escape the shame

i wish i wasn't procrastinating

[Kunada]

Granted, but you're progress is slow, you get frustrated, and end up doing low-quality work that bugs you indefinitely.

I wish Calculus wasn't so tedious

[kev's crimes]

Granted but you can't read

I wish my dog would calm the heck down chill

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, it calms down because it's dead

I wish I could explore space while being able to breathe and stay warm in the void of space

[[ charlie ]]

Granted, but you can't move around on your own. You're floating in space until you starve to death.

I wish I could draw anything from memory.

[Ravenstag Mechanisms]

Granted but you lose any skill/talent you have for drawing

I wish I had the ability to fly

[frogpeex]

granted but you can never stay on the ground

i wish i could run 100 miles an hour

[Tainted~Wings]

Granted but you are no longer able to stop

I wish I could go to Disney

[yapping tragedy]

Granted, but the place closes 5 minutes after you get there.

I wish the pandemic would end.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, it's over because everyone's dead

I wish I Nintendo would make a top quality Pokemon game where you play as a Team Rocket member