corrupt a wish v.2

[BatPopsicle]

Granted, but everyone loved you so much that they smothered you to death.

I wish I had some bacon right now.

[dudevinci]

you get it,then you realize you're allergic to bacon.

i wish markiplier's voice didn't give an eargasm every time ;v;

[1/2 of Ranma ^^]

You become deaf

I wish I wasn't so busy

[LSeven]

granted=but you find yourself sitting in a jail cell

I wish that the fan in my room blew cold air!

[master of spaz]

Granted, only, somehow you managed to fly 50 000 miles away from your cool, chilled room.

I wish my friends owned a magical deer that eats lilies.

[LSeven]

Granted-but the magical deer also eats toilet paper and now you have none in the house

I wish that the sky was filled with rainbows!

[master of spaz]

Granted, but now theirs a leprechaun overdose and pots of gold overwhelm the streets. The economy drops drastically. Congrats, you have murdered Earth.

I wish my dog could fly.

[LSeven]

grated-but he breeds with others now we have poop falling from the sky!

I wish that cars could fly!

[Yodel]

Granted, but a car fall on your head and crushes you.

I wish my little sister wasn't such a pain! XD

[underwater kitty.]

Granted but now you have seven brothers who are pains!

I wish I could own a rainbow and carry it in my pocket!