corrupt a wish v.2

[Sillvog]

Granted, but now no one likes your art.

I wish the weekend was longer.

[Daisukina]

Granted, but the week is also longer.
I wish I could have a brother/sister,,

[scrunklies]

granted, but they never hang out with you.
i wish i had some hot chocolate rn

[badbatter]

granted, but it's made from the brand nestle
I wish I had some nice looking socks

[Sillvog]

Granted, but they don't match.

I wish my cat was friendlier.

[enokimoon]

granted, but now they're a dog

i wish physics homework wasn't killing me rn

[Berryy]

Granted, but math will kill you instead
I wish I had a dog

[badbatter]

Granted, but the dog likes your sibling/parent more than you

I wish I had some candy

[opaquii]

granted, its vegan

I wish i had a pet bird

[Diagnose]

Granted, but it's an Australian magpie.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.