corrupt a wish v.2

[solarium]

no wish!

i wish that i was physically unable to worry about anything

[milkbrands]

granted, but every time something that used to worry you comes up, you get scared instead.

i wish i could get another snake.

[N64]

granted but they hate you

i wish my dog wasn't ill anymore

[badbatter]

Granted, but now you have your dog's illness

I wish I had more free time

[casmeow]

granted, but you will lose motivation in your free time and gain it back when you're busy, but lose it again on your next free time, and the cycle repeats

i wish my brother would leave me alone

[twistersc]

Granted but now your parents won't leave you alone

I wish I could go to University

[Len Wren]

granted, but now you can never graduate university

I wish I could get rid of the bad weather

[badbatter]

Granted, but you can only move people

I wish my room was bigger

[kalcifer]

granted, but every item in your room has also doubled in size.

I wish i was taller

[Citruss]

granted, but everything around you shrinks, including people

i wish i was a good painter