corrupt a wish v.2

[Delta Dawn]

granted, but everyone sees you as a villain anyway, even though you didn't do anything... oh well

i wish i could travel ):

[Mr.Sifaka]

granted, but once you get to the place you want to go, you cant leave

i wish i had wings

[forgetful person]

Well yeah but planes crash and covid happened

I wish I could have aliens suck up every bug but honey bees

[nyctio]

granted, but the honey bees are very aggresive now

i wish i had better luck

[TheBeesKnees]

Granted
But now orphans have horrible luck

I wish i felt better about myself

[forgetful person]

I can't help that

I wish I could .......fly and no one could stop me

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you also can't stop yourself, you can never stop flying until you die from being struck by lightning

I wish I had an unlimited supply of my favorite beer

[lecter]

you have an unlimited supply of your favorite beer..but now
you have far too much...oh god its so much beer...soon your
house is overflowing with beer...there's beer in every crevice
nothing can save you from the beer...

i wish that i was not so stressed about money

[aveticus]

granted. you no longer have any money. can't be stressed about money if you don't have any!



i wish i was taller

[Dragon Nap]

You have been turned into the tallest building

I wish i had wings