The Dog

[Derpier Narwhal]

Well, here's an example:
P1: Starting- The dog flew to Jupiter and (Good)
P2: Jumped onto a Cone then(Good)
P3: Then suffocated because it was in outer space T^T(Bad)
So on. If some grump screws up the game, like P3, then just ignore it. This is supposed to be random, seriously. Will remake at 900, blah blah.

ENJOY OR DIE!

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the dog did a backflip

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The dog stole the answer to world peace

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then ate a waffle

[Derpier Narwhal]

then found 67 mill

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and spent it on an albino dolphin

[Hufflepuff]

but then the albino dolphin ran away (Yes, ran, not swam.)

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then The Dog chased the albino dolphin with a lightsaber.

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The Dog tripped and watched the albino dolphin run away

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the albino dolphin then backflipped and ate a cat