What weapon would YOU choose?

[+30mg]

Maybe, a mass outbreak of zombies will appear! Maybe, you're chosen in a fight to the death duel!

You may or may not overreact to this...

But, I don't care about your emotions! >:D


The question is...


What weapon would you choose...?

Rules...

Well the game goes on like this...

I will start with a problem like: Mass Outbreak Of Flesh-Eating Cows

Then the second person will insert their weapon and then, place another problem...

For example...

1st Person: Zombie Outbreak

2nd Person: Knife - Real Life Human-eating Pacman!

3rd Person: Gun - etc....

DON'T COPY OTHER PERSON'S IDEA!

DON'T BE MEAN TO OTHERS!

Well that's about it!

If there's a thread like this, I'll remove it!

If not, this'll be remade if it has reached 900 pages...

I'll start first... I guess...

Outbreak of giant spiders!

[~Totally Insane~]

Big can of bug spray!

Outbreak of starving zombie dogs

[+30mg]

Cesar Milan!

jkjk

A knife???



Flying tombstones?

[Eagle of Masyaf]

Hand grenades, if I could get to them~
If there's nothing legitimately qualifying as a weapon lying around, uh... an assault shield? Another tombstone (that isn't flying, or at least it's not trying to)? cx

Overpopulation of rabies-ridden wolves?

[+30mg]

gunssssss



Giant bats that swoop down and snatch people?