Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[Byrdee ★]

You go to the man at the lemonade stand and say "Got any grapes?" When he says no, throw a cat at him. Run back home at look at a turtle. The answer will come to you. Because they have chub legs.

Why is YouTube not a plumbing company?

[fawn-]

Because the workers eat to many pancakes

Why does my pet Paper clip have a green foot?

[MyLostShadow]

I'm sorry, but your Paper Clip may be a frog.

Why is Chicken Smoothie called Chicken Smoothie?

[aiae123]

Because one day Tess and Nick were making smoothies and a chicken flew in and hoped into the blended.

Why do babies fall over?

[Salir]

Because the magical potatoes pomes them.


What is chicken smoothie

[Eurydice]

71

what is chocolate ?

[aiae123]

Chocolate is the only food heaven decided to share with us?

Where do ducks come from?

[Greta Van Fleet]

From The sky.

HOW MANY EYES DO I HAVE?

[aiae123]

21!!!!!!!!!!

Where does the sky come from?

[i<3 wolves678]

A banana.

Why am I not a grapefruit?