Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[Skystep6]

Because we forgot to paint it green.

How do you breathe?

[Ｒｅｎｅｅ Ｐｈｏｅｎｉｘ.]

You sit and do nothing.

How do I get a life?

[MunchiiMoon]

By eating to stay alive

Why does the sun set?

[Ｒｅｎｅｅ Ｐｈｏｅｎｉｘ.]

Because it hates its life.


Why am I alive?

[Skystep6]

Because you exist.

Why do we have seasons?

[wolf,]

Because the chicken army felt extra chickany today, and they wanted to sit down, but they're enemies the unitatoes pushed them off their seat so they sat in the sun, but burnt their butts and because they were all fat the sun fell.

Why can I not understand my answer?

[Skystep6]

Because the answer is actually a very highly intelligent theorem that only Albert Einstein could understand.

Why are lemons sour?

[~NinjaCatBlue~]

Because long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

Why does my face hurt?

[Skystep6]

Because you set it on fire.

Why are people not blue?

[wolf,]

Because Whenn the first person on the world Abraham Lincolin feel from the sky, he chose the people to be blue, but chickens ate him, and we became us

Why do I hate sushi?