Mum or Dad There's a _________ under my bed!!!

[greenbunny1998]

(looks under the bed)

Omg get out of there and leave my child alone.

Mum or dad there's a bunny under my bed, can i keep them? please

[Lemon Coyote]

Heck yea

mom / dad / non-gender specific parent, the vibe check dude guy is under my bed..

[greenbunny1998]

So sorry i have no idea who they are but go back to bed please


Mum or Dad Homer Simpson is under my bed and he's looking for pink icing doughnuts.

[Bluey,]

Calm down child that’s your uncle Chad

Dad there is a religious cult of cats under my bed

[PinkAngel]

Dont worry child. They have helped us see the truth. They will make you see it as well.

Mom and Dad there is a mustard bottle under my bed.

[ARKYQ]

Hush child, that's just the monster under your bed. He's such a mustard-addict.

Mum, there's a farting potato monkey under my bed.

[Lemon Coyote]

well that's... childish


person, Obama wants to check my vibe.He's under my bed

[greenbunny1998]

Don't worry i'll get them out and say no to giving them your vibe.

Mum or Dad there's a very friendly herbivore dinosaur under my bed.

[tūī]

that's incredible! we must report this immediately..

person, there's a duck under my bed,, just a d u c k

[clivehandforth]

We'll cook him for dinner

Mom! Dad! Theres something under my bed that keeps on saying 'Screw you guys, I'm going home!'