Mommy can I...?

[Josh Dun]

No, you already have 12 hedgehogs

Mommy can I climb the Eiffel Tower?

[mortimer.]

Maybe .-.
Mommy, can i eat human? X3

[duckymomo412]

yes, if you put barbecue sauce on em!

Mommy, can I quit doing my homework and eat our whole house?

[mortimer.]

Yep! Ill help you x3
Mommy, can i become devil? .-.

[duckymomo412]

yes, but do not burn our house down, again...

Mommy, can we adopt jupiter and venus and uranus and pluto and mars and mercury?

[survira]

Only if you adopt the sun too.

Mommy can I die?

[Ｋｈā'ī]

Yes, but every 5 minutes your resurrected but die again after 2 minutes. And so goes the cycle of short life, and death again.... that would really suck ._.

Mommy can I eat the universe?

[GrimHallow]

No. You will get so full you'll explode.

Mommy, can I own a tarantula?

[kitte]

Tarantulas are EVIL, evil I tell you, how do I know? Don't ask...

Mommy, can I turn you evil?

[whyamIadisgrace]

No, it's impossible because I already am EVIL

Mommy, can I watch Attack On Titan?Please?