Mommy can I...?

[the cat that cated]

Of course!

Mommy can i sell my soul on ebay?

[P.U.G]

No. Sell Mine

can i eat a poisoned cashew

[imperials]

Umm... Sure! Just remember, it's not my fault if you die!

Mommy? Can I go to my friends cabin deep in the woods where it's super foggy and the film, Friday the 13th was filmed there? So can I go please?

[butteryPopcorn]

Just make sure you don't get mud on your new boots

Mommy, can I hack cs and give myself 1,000,000 OMGSRs?

[Ackerm0an]

No!
Only if you give me some

Mommy can I eat toilet paper?

[starglow]

Yes as long as it's un used


Mommy, can I grow wings and fly away to live with dragons?

[butteryPopcorn]

Sorry sweetie, not after that accident with your sister

Mommy, can I use a bar of gold for a school project?

[.sherlock.holmes.]

No. But you can fix the broken images in your siggy darlin! :3 :3 :3 :3.

Mommy can I kidnap my crush and force him to love me???

[Autumnlp99]

Sure!

MoMmY....
CaN I SaCrIfIcE tHe CaT tO oUr DaRk LoRd SaTaN?

[Marley.&.Me]

No, because you can't type like a normal human being.

Mum, can I not go to work and just sleep the day away, please?