Mommy can I...?

[astar]

No, you can get the lion, but don't train it to eat people. Dats mean >:(

Mommy, can I get a pet llama? :D

[G r i m m j o w]

Of courseee llamas are swaggalish.
Mommay can I put you in a microwave?

[astar]

No, but you can throw the barrels in a volcano :3

Mommy, can I draw whiskers on mah face with sharpie then roam the streets of London pretending to be a cat?

[G r i m m j o w]

Yes. Just make sure you're not adopted by anyone else. ):C Or no cookies.
Mom, can I cannonjump in a volcano?

[angeltears.]

No, the monsters that they make them with will eat you.

Pikachu?

[astar]

Yes you can use the tardis to go back in time and have a pet dinosaur :3

Mommy, can I watch danisnotonfire, amazingphil, pewdiepie, and smosh for infinity? :3

[angeltears.]

Only if you bring me with you! Notice me, senpai!

Mommy, are you a fish?

[Froststream]

No, I'm a mermaid.
Mommy, can I eat my pet turtle?

[kiwi;;]

No, you may choke on his large shell and get you know... turtle slime every where. you better not.

Momma, can my T-rex eat diner with us?

[angeltears.]

No, it would hog all the food.

Can I eat a foot?