Mommy can I...?

My gallery · by **twentyonepilots l-/** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:49 am

No walrus babies.

Mommy can I drink this 10L pop botle

My gallery · by **kiwi;;** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:51 am

Only if you add some blenders.

Mommy, can I ride a severely overweight ostrich?

My gallery · by **angeltears.** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:53 am

No, you'll steal my attention x3

Mommy, can I fart on a shark?

My gallery · by **kiwi;;** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:54 am

No, the methane from your gas will cause the shark to evaporate into a defecating snail.

Mommy, can I eat you?

My gallery · by **mikko;** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:55 am

if you'd like to lose your bum, dear.

mommy, can i be a cat god?

My gallery · by **.:Snowy Flame:.** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:56 am

No, be a llama god

Mommy, can I poo on a llama

My gallery · by **angeltears.** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:59 am

No, the llama already asked to poo on you.

Mommy, can I eat the table cloth?

My gallery · by **astar** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:20 am

If you were a goat, yes but you NOT. Your a llama :3

Mommy, can I become a llama version of nyan cat? :D

My gallery · by **Scourge of Warriors** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:54 am

No, nyan cat has more swag.

Mommy, can I watch TV at 1:00 AM?

My gallery · by **G r i m m j o w** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:57 am

No. ;w; Our TV broke.
Mom, can I adopt a lion and train it to eat my brother?