Mommy can I...?

[ojoku]

... ask your father.
Sure, I guess. I don't care. Just don't suffocate him. Your sister would know why I say that... oh wait.. you don't have a sister. oops.
I like fat people, yeah. Not just one though, eat... twenty is a good number. Eat twenty. GRAVY
... no, math is a subject for smart people. You don't come from a family of smart people, you may not be smart.

Mommy can I ask you why this thread moves so fast? It's cause my shift key is stuck, isn't it? Phooey.

[Olleyy]

because the thread is wonderful.
MOMMY, I WANT A CUPCAKE ;O;

[Animal_I've_Become]

Well you can have one because terminator is awesome.

Mum can I be me?

[~ Kitty Cat ~]

Just make friends! Of course honey just be yourself


Mom can I sell our cat?

[Skeleton-Clique]

yes. I hate it.

Mommy can i get a d og

[banjokazooiey]

Yeah, we can get a dragon!
Mommy, can you explain how babies are made?

[Tomura]

No! You're too young for that.

Mom, can I jump off of a building?

[~ Kitty Cat ~]

No!


Mommy can I have a pony for my birthday?

[Tomura]

No! You don't deserve it!

Mom, can I post a one paged book on amazon?

[banjokazooiey]

Price?

Mommy can I have a husband and kids?