Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Kesidi]

You need to connect your hair with the broom, sit on it and kindly ask it to fly

How did Harry get his scar?

[sparkbreeze]

He painted it on
What house is Harry in?

[hollowfall.]

House of Anubis.

Is Hermione smart?

[sparkbreeze]

No, she's being mind controlled by intelligent, intergalactic aliens.

Who's "He Who Must Not Be Named"?

[Midnight Mare]

Ron's father. He left them when Ron was young and no one likes to speak of him.

What's a Grindylow?

[vicasterology]

it's the new dance craze, everyone's doing it!

what does the sorting hat do?

[humanitieslasthope.]

it sorts your Skittles in colour groups

how do i get my wand?

[RainbowUnicornGirl]

By asking Voldemort

Who is Harry Potter?

[sassymarshamallow]

a small fluffy cat

do we love dolores umbridge?

[Livini]

Most fans like her because she's so easy to identify with. A few fans think she's mildly annoying because they don't appreciate the color pink.

What is Remus Lupin's secret?