Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Midnight Mare]

That makes wolves human.

How long did Colin Creevy live?

[Livini]

For nine years. Remember the scene when Harry wondered how Colin could attend Hogwarts even though he wasn't eleven yet and he explained that he could never reach that age because he was turned into a vampire when he was nine years old?

What is actually the main plot of Harry Potter?

[postapocalyptia]

It's a love story, so he's not worrying about Voldemort like everyone says~

Who is Hermione?

[25Sky_]

Hagrid's little sister.

What's an animagus?

[cyleris]

An animated wizarding film - the main character is a teenage witch named Magus.

What does R.A.B stand for?

[cosmiccoffee★]

Radical Animal Blood, a potion ingredient.

Who killed Nagini?

[Midnight Mare]

Voldemort. He hated that cursed serpent.

Who won the battle of Hogwarts?

[postapocalyptia]

Ice cream, duh! A huge scoop of ice cream fell from the sky and killed everyone.

Who is Hermione

[nyrissa]

Hermione is Harry's pet hermit crab.

What's the story behind Harry's famous scar?

[Leafblaze444]

Lily Potter dropped Harry in a bucket of nails and scratched his head, but Lily said that Harry got it while fighting off 50 Death eaters with one hand and with the other he crushed Voldemort in his toddler grip.

Why does Voldemort not have a nose?