Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[15Icey]

By drawing a circle on a price of paper.

Why does Harry have a wand?

[KineticWaffles]

So he can poke himself in the eye.

Why was Uncle Vernon so upset when Harry went to the zoo?

[15Icey]

Because he thought Harry would live with the lions, and send them to kill him.

Why is Dumbledore so old?

[prinnie234]

because he farted on harry, duh?

[belos]

(You forgot to ask a question... :I)


Why does Voldemort sound like Moldy Wart?

[lennqn]

When he was very young, he got an odd condition where warts would grow on the bottom of his feet, and if he didn't care for them right away they would grow mold, And ya see, the kids at his muggle school weren't very nice, and took to calling him moldy wart. And when Voldemort atatred to rise to power, he changed moldy wart to Voldemort.

Where does harry stay when he goes to Diagon Ally?

[belos]

He stays at McDonalds. They give him free food since he has a wand.


Why does Hagrid like danger?

[strawberry smoke]

Because he is afraid that he will go crazy if he doesn't keep himself busy.

Why does Harry own an owl?

[sorae]

Because owls know everything.

Who is Tom Riddle?

[IWanaBeFriendsWithYa]

A cat.

Why does harry have a scar