Lucky or Unlucky

[BlissfulFarrago]

I did not make up this game!
Okay, so this is a fun game. But first some...
Rules:
1. Be appropriate
2. No cursing
3. No posting comments if you don't include a continuation of the game
4. No criticizing anyone
5. Um... I think that's it, but just use good judgement, please.
The game:
So we have this poor guy. We are going to control his life. We'll call him Bob! Every other person will post something good happening to him. The other people will post something bad happening to him.
For example:
Person 1: He gets a brand new house at a great deal!
Person 2: It burns down.
Person 3: A famous sculptor sees the rubble and decides to build a sculpture out of it. He pays Bob a bunch of money in cash for it.
Person 4: It turns out that the money is conterfeit and Bob goes to jail.
Get it?
The post should be related, but if your stumped you can create something new.
Have fun!
First post:
Bob gets a great new job!

[Fishie]

However, he shows up late the first day and his strict boss fires him.

[Andrew]

But he then wins the lottery.

[PetCrazy]

And the prize is a trip to ALASKA IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! And Bob HATES the cold, and he HAS to go. Poor Bob.

[Hennamae]

Bob goes to Alaska and finds out that a famous Russian person is there too!

[PetCrazy]

But unfortunately he doesn't like Bob.

[BlissfulFarrago]

Fortunately though, this Russian guy has a famous movie star sister who likes Bob.

[Hennamae]

UN-fortunately,the Russian guy finds out that his sister likes Bob,and he forces her to go back to Russia.

[Fishie]

Fortunately, she hides Bob in her luggage and he lives with her in Russia.

[Andrew]

Unfortunately, Bob cannot speak Russian and cannot get a job.