What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[frostykitty]

Never. 500,000,999$ minimum for a omgosh so common.

Why does the site look change sometimes.

[inoplanetnaya9]

I think it's a joke or its havshked !

Why everyone wants a shim a longtail what's so special about that???

[StarThief]

It's a type of lemur that grants magical powers to it's owner.

How do I get more C$?

[OrangeSocks]

Well, you need to find a chicken, pluck off some feathers, paint them the color of paper bills and voila! Chicken Dollars!

Why the green background?

[skywalker]

They tried yellow, but there was a glitch that let people get list pets from it.
Yellow is powerful

What is a staff litter?

[Midnight Moon]

The litter of staffs to come and eat ur soul
Whats cs?

[~*~ Dashy ~*~]

That magical time when one lucky staff member becomes heavily burdened with babies!

Cookie sharks, duh.

I want a lister! How do i get one?!

[skywalker]

Trade people saying 'hey, you need to give this to me, my dads a cop'

They instantly give it to you


I sent a trade by accident! How do I cancel it?

[StarThief]

Poke your screen until it goes away...if all else fails take a hammer to it.

How do I make my pets grow?

[Leollio]

Call upon the mighty Chicken Smoothie Gods and offer them one rare or higher PPS 2011 or under pet that you stole from you're neighbor and chant the magical chant of Chicken Smoothie Gods, if you're pet doesn't grow in 24 hrs you failed.. If you failed go curl up into a lamp while reading the Dictionary.


How do I get a cucumber/pickle pet?