What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[potato-chan]

No, but they can fly and eat air.

Is there a Chicken Smoothie anime coming out english dubbed?

[hxneystorm]

I wish



How do you get custom pets?

[StormCatcher]

send all your pets to the pound

how do i dress pets up?

[hxneystorm]

Throw clothes at them and they'll magically change


Why do people like to look after the fruit pets?

[babyguts]

Take a muffing, you got it? Ok, then throw it out the nearest window.
What is a siggy

[hxneystorm]

Code words for cigarettes >;)

How do I change my user?

[bibilee]

You throw a train to Brazil, silly! Just grab hold of a caboose

How do I make a stamp collection?

[hxneystorm]

Go to the post office and get stamps, and stick them in a stamp book!!! DUH



How do I get ponies

[Dusk Gem]

Go to equestria and scream "I HAVE LUNA, CELESTIA, CADENCE, AND TWILIGHT IN MY CLOSET, BE MY PETS AND THEY GO FREE. i'M TALKING TO YOU TOO, DISCORD EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT BE STARSWIRL THE BEARDED!"
How do I get a sunback?

[leg]

go outside on a hot day and get some ice cream, then melt it under the sun

how do i use oekaki?