What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[Yolomaster2100]

By breaking the screen
How do get a ur pet

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

By screaming "I EAT YOUR PILLOWS WHILE YOUR AT SCHOOL" and then stapling a note to your favourite pair of pants/knickers/granny pannys / whatever else you wanna call em saying " Look at dis booty".

How do I make my own forum to advertise an item sale?

[clawstrip]

You click create chicken, and then pet it.

Why is the background green?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Because my cat sneezed on Tess which inspired her to become a part time tree for a job. ((Omg lol))

How do I become a member of the chicken smoothie staff?

[Miss Harker]

You have to collect all cs pets.

What's the pound?

[Livini]

It's what you click on if you're from the UK and want to buy Chicken Dollars with real money (pounds). Americans must click on "The Dollar" and Europeans should click on "The Euro".

How do I cure PPS?

[.sherlock.holmes.]

Trade them
BEcause PPS don't get cured.

How do I trade?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

by kissing your device.

Does my pet ever get ill?

[dewypower]

Yes, delete them because it's contagious! I don't want you to get sick!

Why is the pound closed?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Because theirs no more food that needs crushing to be put in moulds to make dog biscuits.

Why do they hold event pets?