What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[froppy]

A pet you decorated 18 times.

How do you trade?

[Elfie♡]

u fly a hundred kilometers to tradeland

how do u clean your pet?

[AkiNacht]

Spit on 'em. That does it nice and easy.

How do you leave a message when trading?

[kidcores.]

You grab team aquas leader and yell " FACE THE WRATH OF BREAD!"





Why is my pet growing a mullet and has a thing for rocket fuel now?!

[La la love]

He wants to be different.

What are bookmarks?

[Livini]

OMG don't click on that! It's a virus that glitched its way onto CS!

What is BBS?

[canary.]

It's a glitch, they meant PPS.

How do I feed my pets?

[Lowkey Loki]

Feed them Darude Sandstorm

How do i make pets?

[pearl,]

1. get an egg
2. this is an important step: DO NOT CRACK IT.
3. preheat your oven for 20 minutes to 375 degrees.
4. put the egg in a pan and place it inside the oven.
5. wait for an hour.
6. let it cool for 2 minutes.
7. pick up the egg and smash it onto your computer screen WHILE
being on the chickensmoothie home screen.
8. bam! you've got yourself a pet.

how do i edit my signature?

[Saiun]

Summon creatures from the void, and as their clawed fingers outstretch to mark your signature, chant, "EDIT THAT SUCKER! EDIT THAT SUCKER!" and it is finished. Disclaimer: Dark Spirits from the Void™ are not liable for any damage to persons, places, or things on the premises at the time of summoning.

How do I change my username?