What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[jellie10]

[I used the list thingy :3]

You imagine dressing them up because its impossible.

What are usernames?

[derision]

A username is someone that loves to hack into people's accounts

How do you adopt a pet?

[.:cяүsтαℓ:.]

Click on a pet in the archives fifteen times, spin around, say "I love chocolate", then the pet appears! Magic!

How do I make a post?

[ratgutz.]

First, you have to lure the pet in with cookies, then trap it.
Do I have to feed my pets?
( Thank you so much!! c: )

[derision]

Yes, but they need special Velociraptor meat.

Can I breed my pets?

[betelgeuse]

Yes, of course! Just donate them to the pound, and then they will breed!

[jellie10]

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Who are Avian and Totoro?

[Sirenia]

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Who are Avian and Totoro?

Two crazy staff members.


Why is there no dolphins on CS?

[jellie10]

Because Ariana Grande was so awesome, that Tess said "Screw dolphins, Im practicing putting Ariana Grande into CS!"

Why is this game called Chicken Smoothie?

[diana,]

(YASSSS Go Ari <3)

Because chickens used to rule the world. End of sentence.

What is a signature?