What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[*Nevi Nova*]

because smoothies are yummy,and chickens are funny

whats a fourm?

[jellie10]

something where you poke your cat and it says "um" then fills out a form.

[diana,]

Good question. It's a tiny transportation device that.. Well, I don't know what it does. It may well just be one of the questions we may never know.

Why in the world is this game called 'Chicken Smoothie'?

[ratgutz.]

Once Tess saw a chicken drinking a smoothie and bam she made a website
Why are owls gone?

[jellie10]

(I forgot to put a question XDDD)

Because smoothies are fabulous especially if they are from starbucks, and chickens are fancy

Because they ate too many starbucks smoothies and then got obsessed so they left CS to live in starbucks

Why are people so good at coding?

[diana,]

Practice makes perfect. :) <-- WHAT A HORRIBLE ANSWER. It's because they drink so many chicken smoothies that bam they're pros

Who is Tess, really?

[jellie10]

tess is a ninja who stalks people and becomes amazing at making websites named after chickens and smoothies

who is nick?

[paper planets]

Nick is Tess' long lost dog.

How do I trade my items?

[diana,]

You don't... Everyone knows that. How embarassing for you.

What do the staff do?

[ratgutz.]

The staff just sit on unicorns all dy, collecting their sparkling poo for inspiration
How do i dress up my pets?
{Charley how did you do that cute little margin it's so cute omg <3}