What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

My gallery · by **kae.** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:37 am

you poke a dragon and let it eat you

how do i role play?

My gallery · by **DarkWolfpuppi** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:38 am

Go infront of a mirror and copy a cartoon's speech.

How do I send a pm?

My gallery · by **just some guy** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:13 am

you scream your message into the computer speaker. bam! the user has gotten the message through the computer speaker.
how do i rename my pets?

spotify · by **fish out of water** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:40 am

By slapping it with a steak until you computer breaks. Done!

How do i make a post?

My gallery · by **.:cяүsтαℓ:.** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:30 am

You take a stick-it note and put it on the computer, ta daa!
How do I friend someone?

My gallery · by **Crassula** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:32 am

Don't. If you do, your computer/phone will be infected with a virus. Trust no one.

What are the rules of trading?

My gallery · by **Sevagoth** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:36 am

Threaten to lick them

How do you get a pet?

My gallery · by **.:cяүsтαℓ:.** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:42 am

You slap random people and pets appear!
How do I use the Oekaki?

My gallery · by **Summer Electrodes** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:52 am

you have to eat cat food ^-^
what is the trade settings?

My gallery · by **Sevagoth** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:26 am

How many giraffes can fit in your mouth

How do I get free pets?