What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[Lady Sif]

You click the delete button on your uncommon pets and they'll get swapped for invisible rare pets!

How do I contact a Mod?

[Hollypaws]

Whine about your problems on every forum until a mod tells you to stop, the start talking to them!!!!!!111!!

How do I get the Sunback and CE Galaxy Dogs?

[wowzaitsme]

Go to your parents and ask them for a million dollars. When they say no, say that its to cure cancer. Use all the money to get C$, Then trade them to me and you magicly get them.
How do I make a pet for people to adopt?

[Hollypaws]

Steal Borrow a picture of a pet, preferably one of the custom ones the staff has. Recolor it eye burning neon colors an dpost it on a image hosting program, then link it to here and ask people to adopt it!
How do I become a guest artist?

[just some guy]

You come as an artist to the party.

How do i put images in my posts?

[Hollypaws]

Beg Tess to make you a pizza. No seriously, try her pizza.
Those drawings on the Oekaki are cool, how do I post mine?

[~Moonheart~]

Well, that is a complicated project.
First, draw an image of a flying goat on a sheet of paper and press it against your screen.
Magically, your drawing will appear on chicken smoothie for all to see!

Who is Totoro?

[Twinkleninja]

A character you can get if you give 100$ to me

What is a dragon pet, how do I get it?

[Scarlet Janefox]

a dragon pet is a pet that can give u C$. you get it by posting in the oekaki

what is a oekaki?

[Twinkleninja]

Something you get annually when you break your computer and say 'Chicken Dollars'

What is trading?