★ Star Wars vs. Star Trek || V. 16 ★

[JaneQuotes]

398
How are you doing?
Ooh, just remembered! Mexico mission meeting today!! Yay!

[Kazza.]

397.
Not too shabby. And yourself?

We have an induction meeting for NHS tonight at 5:30.
I should really figure out what fancy thing I plan to wear...
Maybe later.

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396.

[Kazza.]

395.
I told the physics joke with the boat and cigarettes and no one gets it.
I'm going to cry.

[[please delete]]

394.
Are you referring to the one where there are three dudes on a boat and they have four cigarettes but no matches or lighter, so they throw one cigarette overboard and become one cigarette lighter. Because that one makes me laugh.

[Kazza.]

393.
Indeed.
And no one got it.

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392.
I have lost all faith in humanity.
That is one of the simplest jokes I have ever had the pleasure of hearing.
Come on now people.

[Kazza.]

391.
I explained it to my brother twice before he understood.
My father still does not understand.
I am done.

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390.
Perhaps they will understand after they receive a nice kick in the butt area.

Homework is a right pain in the ass. Particularly APUSH. I would rather not do these key terms.
Internet flash cards here I come.

[Kazza.]

389.
APUSH was a lovely class.
I actually really enjoyed that class.
Then again my teachers were excellent and they bickered like a married couple.