by Eb the Awesome » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:46 pm
eat a wheelbarrow.

I wasn't that drunk!
DUDE, you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran down the hall screaming 'IT'S A PILLOW, IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!'
Admit it: Once in your life you sang at the top of your lungs to the radio in the car when you were alone only to find people staring at you