by Eb the Awesome » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:24 pm
4 weeks ago.
A mouse (animal)

I wasn't that drunk!
DUDE, you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran down the hall screaming 'IT'S A PILLOW, IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!'
Admit it: Once in your life you sang at the top of your lungs to the radio in the car when you were alone only to find people staring at you