★ Star Wars vs. Star Trek || V. 15 ★

[JaneQuotes]

940
XP Mom won't give me grandma's bread.

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939.
ROBOTS. -foams at mouth-
Cute robots are the second-best kind of robot.
The very best kind being the ass-kicking kind.

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Pull an Aladdin and steal it from her then go do some serious parkour around your house.

[JaneQuotes]

938
I don't know what parkour is. And she has the bread between her and the couch.

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937.
I found you a definition because I couldn't think of one myself.

par·kour [n]
A sport or athletic activity in which the participant seeks to move quickly and fluidly through an area, often an urban locale, by surmounting obstacles such as walls and railings and leaping across open spaces, as in a stairwell or between buildings.

Put simply:



I hope you enjoyed the lesson.
Class dismissed.

[JaneQuotes]

936
I don't live in that kind of area. And that seems like a pro thing.

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935.
I'm pretty good at parkour myself.
-jumps off of bed-
-lands on osculating fan-
-gets sucked into fan-
-dies-
PARKOUR.

[JaneQuotes]

934
Oh, hay! Found this.

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933.
No stOP HELP.
First you found those Spock socks and now this.
I might cry because of my lack of funds.

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I was about to ask you something but then you went offline.
I am cry.

[JaneQuotes]

932
Glad I could help!
Ask away!

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931
WHAT SPOCK SOCKS
SHOW ME