by Eb the Awesome » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:50 pm
monocle dangling from his left eye. The owl saw the approaching visitor and smiled, saying...

I wasn't that drunk!
DUDE, you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran down the hall screaming 'IT'S A PILLOW, IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!'
Admit it: Once in your life you sang at the top of your lungs to the radio in the car when you were alone only to find people staring at you