If I got arrested...

[jarjam]

stapeling "free candy" signs on the front of abandoned daycares

i want to speak with my lawyer

[Smil3dawg]

pushing kids off the playground so you can go down the slide

you saw nothing.

[acronymm]

oh i saw everything. u literally set fire to the grass

i’ve never committed a crime

[meisxinyi]

getting framed for animal abuse because your dog bit you and that led to a train of events


what would I have done?

[Cattail]

Going into a candy store and studying your face with the most expensive candy

Im as innocent as they come....

[iinvictus]

some kind of medical crime, like you know how medical schools illegally purchase cadavers from funeral homes and hospitals? yeah, that.

i am perfect and would never break the law . trust

[sleuth]

You released trained hawks in a mall and ordered them to, and I quote. "Get the pretzels! They're worth more than gold!"

I'm a saint! I wouldn't do anything heinous. I've been framed!

[cecro]

you impersonated a famous detective and intentionally let people get away with their crimes >:(

what did i do this time? :((

[LittleMaple]

you "accidently" sawed someone's arm off and then covered them in worms (mood /j)

i could never break the law
source: trust me on this one bro

[colambo]

You break a law that you didnt even know existed