If I got arrested...

[Chiller Whale]

Uh huh, sure. Then explain THIS image of you tying a ballon to a first grader and laughing as he flew away!!

Uh... uh... it was him! *points to mirror*

[cassette]

*small gasp* you stole all the penguins from the zoo!

uuhhh, it wasn't me! it was those teddy bears who did it!

[nyasuka]

You made all of your cats attack me

Whatever it is I probably deserved it.

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you captured a squid from the aquarium named him steve and yelled "STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in walmart
officer i swear it was the person under this post

[garnetwolf]

you trapped these poor eggs in your sig for YOUR benefit!

was it me..?

[cKy]

you kidnapped a kitten that ate your donut!!

wASN'T ME

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you captured a kitten and named him steve and threw him at skrillex

not me

[breezey]

You were caught smuggling a polar bear

... Did I Do something wrong???

[SharkAquarium]

You stole someone's pet cause it started to like you and it was adorable.

What could I have possibly done?

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you made a robot kitten that was so adorable people exploded

not me it was him *runs*