by Kazza. » Sun May 19, 2013 12:11 pm
1539.
Sounds about right.
And then at our school you have the kids who are so sheltered beyond sheltered.
When the drug dogs came through and hit up a locker right outside our classroom so they started barking, these two girls started screaming and saying they were scared and "What's going on? Why are they barking?"
My reaction: "Guys, think about it for a second. Drug dogs are barking. Why are they barking?"
Them: "I don't know, I'm scared."
Me: "You're all idiots. There are drugs in the locker right outside class. It's not a big deal."
Them: "Oh my god! I'm scared! There are drugs!?"
Me: "Okay, three quarters of your class has had an abortion already or has been hit up for drugs. Do not even tell me that you don't know people do drugs at this school or that they drink, because we all know it's happened. Let's stop screaming and be quiet because the big bad drugs aren't going to come through the door and eat you while you sleep and the door is locked, dogs aren't going to come in here and attack you either unless you have drugs. You got drugs?"
Gah, I don't like either side of things and don't mind chilling in the middle. Not horrible, I don't drink very often and I don't do drugs, but certainly not sheltered little wimp either.