1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[The Growling Wolf]

53- Tell people to evcutaate wallmart beacuse the Maynonaie/burger/ketup/pickels/whatever other random things pop into your head are coming. Then run around the store screaming like a manicac and rollling on the floor.
54- Walk up to random people and start asking the a normel shopping question like "Do you know where the marmalade is?" Sudenly stop and say with wide eyes "No...its..him." When they start to look around yell "DUCK!" and run at them.
55- Whisper in peoples ears "I know what you did lat summer."

[BlueOrca2000]

56. Find some person, say,"Hey, bestie! I haven't seen you in forever!" Then run at them and give them a huge bear hug. Continue doing this to random people.

[woofdogz]

57. go up to fat people and give them a huge rasberry to their stomach.

58. go in the fruit section, get a watermelon, and a ton of rubber bands. wrap the rubber bands around the watermelon til' it pops. when it pops yell ¨He did it″ while pointing at the fat person you gave a rasberry to.

59. follow the same fat person around with a trombone going ''wa waa wa waa'' every time they take a step.

[Kaminari]

60~ Walk around tell people in a funny voice with your eyes crossed: We have peas for sale... $2.95

[leachface]

61: Walk around waving a creepy hi like roger in american dad "HIiiii"
62:Sit between fake babydolls and stick your foot out of the asiles when some when some one walsk by and say "They told me to"
63-Do as before but make creepy grudge sounds and se little kids screaming as the manager comes,"ahh ahh"

[cappishe]

64.
Stand behind cashier without him/her noticing, and copy their movements until they realize what you're doing and chase you around the store.

[poppy7]

65. dress up like you work there and ask the people shopping 'hi, how can i help you' then don't let them answer and say 'don't buy these things! there cheap!' then throw all there things that there going to buy on the ground and start jumping on it saying 'see these things a cheap they keep on braking!'

[tokkidoki]

66- Camp in one of the isles
67- Follow random people around saying "Louis! Louis! Louis!"
68- Pretend you're a mouse and squeak at the staff

[Senka Dragon Lord]

Walk up to a random employe and ask for directions to the nearest Target or another competitor store.
If this doesn't work you will at least get some dirty looks :\ meh...

[tokkidoki]

70- Ask everybody for piggy back rides and then jump on their backs
71- Do Yoga in the doorway