1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Whilloh Rayneh]

51. Dress up like the Doctor, get a realistic sonic screwdriver, have a friend dress up like your companion (ex. if you dress up as the 10th Doctor your friend should be Martha, Rose, or Donna) and then have a third friend dress up as a Dalek or Cyberman and all together go around WalMart buying things like normal people and sonicing random things and people

[Whilloh Rayneh]

52 Dress up as a Sweedish person of the opposite gender then tell everyone you see 'Yo no hablo espanol. Yo hablo aleman." (I don't speak Spanish. I speak german.) Then press your palms together at your chest, bow, say 'Good bye and have a good evening' before walking away

[Blue_Eyed_Mind]

53. Set up a coke and mentos bomb and throw it at the people buying 'Heatly diet food' and yell "Welcome the fatties amoung you!!! and run like a mad man

(I have actually done this before)

[Betta132]

54: Get a fishing pole, sit on top of a shelf, and try to catch groceries out of people's carts. I recommend using the hook off a clothes hanger as a hook so you don't injure anyone.

@Solaya, don't double post.

[sea glass.]

55. Sneak up to the PA system and yell into it, 'Ronald McDonald to the front desk! Ronald McDonald to the front desk!!'. (Or any other crazy name.)

@Betta123 Your stinkin avatar made me think there was actually a bug on my screen.

[MajorK]

56. Point at a random group of people, scream "HEATHENS!", and run away.

[Kaminari]

57~ follow customers around making realistic fart noises

[poppy7]

58. Walk around with a book in your face and bump into every costumer you see.

[tokkidoki]

51. Skip around and Sing "I'm a Magical Pony! I'm a Magical Pony! I am a Magical, Poneyyyyyyyy!"

[Medd]

'Stalk' or follow customers in a trolly. xD